After decades of exile in the fog shrouded coastal marshlands of southwestern Troglandia, I have escaped the brainwashed tormentors who inhabit those dreadful lands and have mounted a triumphant return to the civilized world. I carry with me tales drenched in calm wisdom and esoteric knowledge that only years of cultural isolation can dredge into existence.

Year after year of fighting for my mere intellectual independence against the worst that the Troglandians had, I emerged with a most curious yet very welcome survival vestige that I have come to know as Accumulated Simultaneous Multi-Focal Perspective, an arcane but prized super-trait possessed by the few outsiders fortunate enough to escape from the soul-crushing clutches of the Troglandians with any remnant of individuality intact.

You may be tempted to diagnose me as a victim of Stockholm Syndrome, but despite their cruel barbaric ways and intellectual nescience I have learned much about intergenerational cross-species hominid behavior from my Troglandian vexers. All of it has been recorded and I shall relate it to you through the songs that appear here, the first installment named Expose Troglandia is wholly inspired by the Troglandians.

In Expose Troglandia, you will experience for yourself through blistering atomic rock tale telling how the Troglandians, like most of their Homo Sapien counterparts, are consumed by a petrifying fear of the unknown future. This causes them to blindly accept primitive, outlandish, and manipulative explanations for things that, if examined with just a smidgeon of critical thinking, would reveal themselves as asinine. It was the Troglanians’ own imbecility in this regard that facilitated the recapture of my freedom.